The Vulger Tongue


ONE OF US, or ONE OF MY COUSINS. A woman of the town, a harlot.

Our Daily Bread


Hungarian Stuffed Goose Neck. Remove the skin from the neck of a fat goose and stuff with some soaked bread, fried with 1 small chopped onion in a tablespoonful of goose-dripping. Add chopped parsley, salt, paprika and ginger and mix with 1 egg. Lay in a baking-pan with a little hot water and bake until brown. Serve hot with red cabbage cooked with wine.

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