School Report Generator
Some teachers go to pieces writing reports. They are supposed to write positive comments even when there is nothing positive on which to comment. There is none more positive than His Holiness Swami Chanjindapokit Baktanimbin, which is why he created this Handy Dandy Report Generator for the neurologically oppressed pedagogue. Just fill in the child's name and sex (the roll-book will assist), hit submit, and let the Swami do the rest.