How not to make a decision
- Profess not to have the answer. This lets you out of having one.
- Say that we must not move too rapidly. This avoids the necessity of getting started.
- Say that the problem can't be separated from all the other problems. Therefore, it can't be solved until all the other problems have been solved.
- For every solution, set up an alternate one and conclude that the middle ground (no decision whatever) represents the wisest course of action at present.
- Discover that there are all kinds of 'dangers' in any specific decision or conclusion.
- Appoint a committee.
- Wait until an expert can be consulted.
- State that you have all clarified your thinking. This obscures the fact that nothing has been done.
- Point out that the deepest minds have struggled with the same problem. This implies that it has done you credit even to have thought of it.
- Finally, in closing the issue, make sure you thank the problem. It has stimulated discussion, opened new vistas, shown us the way, and challenged our inventiveness.
