The Vulger Tongue


SCOTCH GREYS. Lice. The headquarters of the Scotch greys: the head of a man full of large lice.

Our Daily Bread


Dutch Stuffed Goose. Clean and season a goose and stuff with oysters well seasoned with salt, pepper, parsley, thyme and bits of butter rolled in fine bread-crumbs. Put in a baking-dish. Pour over the oyster liquor and a little hot water; let bake until done. Baste as often as necessary. Serve with red currant jelly.

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