Years following years, steal something every day;
At last they steal us from ourselves away.
POPE: Satire vi., Line 72.


Chat with Swami Chanjindapokit Baktanimbin

Chat with his esteeemed holiness Swami Chanjindapokit Baktanimbin. Unlike other soothsayers, this swami is definitely concerned with you welfare - and his. Swami Chanjindapokit Baktanimbin, who hails from the Holy City of Nimbin, is here to hep you and himself. His aim is to make you feel lighter, and financially free.

Love Letter Generator  

Swami Chanjindapokit Baktanimbin realises that you probably don't have anything approaching a love life, as you spend all your time mucking around with this dross. That's why he has put online his famous automatic love letter generator . All you have to do is remember the name of who it is you lust after, and the Swami will do the rest. The love of your life will be speechless with appreciation after getting one of these epistles.

Hate Letter Generator  

Of course, if you are the recipient of one of the Swami's love letters, you may need to consider using his hate mail generator . The Swami doesn't mince words here. He mangles them.